the signs as pete wentz food tweets
ARIES:  You are worth your weight in Mac n cheese.
TAURUS:  have a mint tea and chill the fvck out. :)
GEMINI:  eating cotton candy for breakfast try to stop me.
CANCER:  Cake Cake Cake Cake
LEO:  You're telling me no weed was involved in coming up with the peanutbutter pop tart? Ok
VIRGO:  need to start a kickstarter for snacks for me.
LIBRA:  i really only ship myself and pizza.
SCORPIO:  @patrickstump can we get taco bell tonight?
SAGITTARIUS:  18 dollar minibar kitkat dinner again.
CAPRICORN:  I'm gonna start a company that just makes the Dorito dust. So you can put it on everything. Like Dorito chicken nuggets or whatever.
AQUARIUS:  ate kitkat ice cream for breakfast today cause i'm an adult who makes my own choices
PISCES:  my uber driver told me the correct pronunciation of "acai bowl".
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